Now go and watch and tell me when the bull ‘SURPRISES’ the white cow”.The father went back inside the house. After a while the boy came in and said “Hey, Daddy”. “Yes, son. Did the bull surprise the white cow?”“He sure did, Pop! He fucked the brown cow again!”– Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for an assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms.“How are you going to assist me?” asked Quasimodo. “That’s easy!”replied the man and he ran at the bell and banged it with his head.BONGGGGGG “That’s amazing!” said Quasimodo “But could you show me again?”“Sure!” said the man and with that he ran at the bell again but he missed the swinging bell and fell out of the bell tower.A crowd huddled around the hapless man lying in the street and a police officer asked “Does anyone know who he is?” Quasimodo came out and said... “I DON’T KNOW HIS NAME, BUT HIS FACE SURE RINGS A BELL!”Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was. I’d never had Thai before, but I enjoyed it.That night, we sat through two chick-flicks and my mood turned sour during the second movie which had a female lead who split from her boyfriend after the movie’s villain convinced her that he was cheating on her. That soured my mood, but I stopped paying attention, closing my eyes and trying to drown in my thoughts until the lights came up.When we got back to the house, they were still talking about it and I let them until they drew me into the conversation.“I stopped paying attention after about twenty minutes,” I admitted.“Did you hate the movie that much?” Zoe giggled and I shook my head.“The actors were all fine, but that breakup was a little too familiar. I checked out and started rehashing a couple of books in my head.”They nodded and got it. “You pick the movies next time,” Emma promised me. “Honestly, that was the only part even remotely like your life in the whole movie.”“It’s fine,” I assured her. “I’m just happy to spend time.
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